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Here are some tidbits based on my experiences dating British men from England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. Break Ups Let’s face it if you’re not getting married most relationships ultimately come to an end. Brit: I think it’d be best that we appreciate that time and don’t ruin it.
The best part is that it would save you time from doing activities you hate (for example clubbing, speed dating and so forth), just so you could be in a relationship.